Post by Shawn Cage on Apr 19, 2015 22:05:22 GMT -5
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number; it's number is Six hundred and sixty-six."
-Revelations Ch. XIII v. 18-
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number; it's number is Six hundred and sixty-six."
-Revelations Ch. XIII v. 18-
Finally, it's over -- or has it really just begun?
Josh Swick, or whatever his name was, talked a big game to a brick wall, because he clearly didn’t have much of a voice.. But in the end he couldn't back it up. But I suppose, in the end, trash will be trash and you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Hopefully, with this win, I've provided a template of what amount of skill is necessary to become a highlight player in WrestleTown. You can have a million pyrotechnics escorting you to the ring, your own theme-song, and a line of women valets that stretches as far as the eye can see -- but it won't win you matches.
Ian Wright and Pastor Matt Doyle draw their enthusiasm from crowd support with attempts of mind control and fear religious scare tactics, where as I perform exclusively for the sport of the event. That's what makes me different from these "sports entertainers". So keep performing for the fans that actually support your cause, after all, they pay good money for your theatrics. And that’s all religion and self righteous bullshit is in the end, theatrics.
What will I do, you ask? Oh don't worry about me. I'll just keep doing what I do best: kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. That’s for that line, Rowdy. The 80s called, they still love you.
So for all of you who intend to use your 'entertainer' backgrounds as a crutch for why you're losing, save yourself the mind-fuck.
I'm not winning because you're trying to boost ratings.
I'm winning and I'll continue to win, because I'm better than you.
And I'll keep appearing on your TV, because I'll soon be the champion of Television.
