Post by Shawn Cage on Apr 19, 2015 21:48:39 GMT -5
The match that the fans have been talking about for weeks is just around the corner. Ian Wright is going to put his self-righteous honor on the line against me, Shawn Alexander Cage.
It's going to be the match where Ian Wright's nice little reign of so called let’s be friends and play nice comes to its conclusion and the chapter of my reign of perverted and sinister evil plans begins, some of that may have been sarcasm.
Ian Wright is really confident that he's going to arrive at Ascension with the mindset of defeating me and leave Ascension with the victory, as well, but I know that's not true and so does all of the fans. Ian Wright, you may believe you have me beat right now, but reality is going to smack you in the face at Ascension. There isn’t no chance of the heaven’s parting and your so called God’s glory coming to save you and there won't be any morons at ringside to keep your bitch ass in check, so it'll truly be a one on one match.
You may be talented, Ian Wright, but one-on-one, I am just a bit more talented than you are. Wait, what am I saying? I am a lot more talented than you are.
I know you care about this cause of yours more than anything else.
I'm sure you're smarter than I am. You sound smarter when you talk, of course you probably study a dictionary beforehand, but that doesn't matter. But when it comes to dedication and the will-to-win, I have you beat.
When it comes to talent, I have you beat. When it comes to championship material, I have you beat. I am a star, Ian Wright. I say it all the time, I say that it's me that fills the arenas.
But it truly is, if you look at the fans, they are all wearing my shirts or they have some kind of Shawn Cage merchandise. But on the other hand, the only time they ever buy any of your merchandise, it's when they need something for their dog to play with or they ran out of toilet paper and needed something to wipe their ass with, on a side note shit across your face is a positive for you.
Everyone wants to see me win the match again you, Ian Wright. They want a real champion, not a mid-carder who was filling in until I arrived.
I appreciate your respectfulness in keeping the throne warm for me. Because in time, I’ll take WrestleTown to new heights with championship gold around my waist and you’ll be sitting around at home with Pastor Matt’s lips glued to your ass.
-Shawn Cage
ShawnCage.com
