Post by Ian Wright on Mar 30, 2015 16:32:52 GMT -5
EXT. STEEL MILL AUDITORIUM - DURING THE SHOW
The parking lot is filling up. We are still hours before the first ever Wrestletown Show, but the tailgate party has begun. The ground is littered with trash and bottles from tailgaters. "RIGHTEOUS" IAN WRIGHT, mid 30's, jeans and a plain white t-shirt, perhaps a little to tight, surveys the parking lot with disgust.
He looks into the camera and shakes his head, speaking into the camera as he continues to walk.
Monday night, and you bring with you
all the drunks and the druggies and
the fornicators who support your trash.
And these fans of your sex and violence
and profanity do their thing, and then
they leave, and they leave it to hard
working locals like me to clean up after
them-- well, maybe not me per se, because
I'm not a garbage man, but you get my point.
kind of a sick individual uses a condom at
a professional wrestling event? And think
about this: that's just the wrapper-- that
means out there somewhere is a used condom.
Where does someone even dispose of a used
condom in a parking lot? Disgusting!
Ian tosses the condom wrapper and continues his assessment of the damage.
sir. I know that you know that sex and
drugs and foul-mouthed hooligans are a
good time for a lot of people, and they
would pay top dollar for that kind of
entertainment. And so you stack your roster
with criminals and drunks and sex addicts
and potty mouths and I can go on and on and
you don't care, because you're just raking
it in, raking it in. And then every Monday
night, when the show is over, you and your
sideshow take your fancy cars and planes and
hightail it out of town, and I'm stuck with this:
As Ian utters the words, he passes by a two kids huddled together, sharing a beer; Ian nonchalantly grabs the beer from one of the their hands, and pours it out as he keeps walking. Again, he looks into the camera as he walks.
want to do. That's right. I've set up
show in town and signed my name to the
dotted line. This is now my home; but
make no mistake about it-- I don't want
to be here. Can I wrestler? H-E-Double
Hockey Sticks I can wrestle. Do I want
to be doing this? H-E-Double Hockey Sticks
no, I do not want to be doing this. But
my good friend Pastor Matt has called and
I have answered the call; and the only way
that he is going to be able to reclaim any
sense of moral decency in his backyard is
by flushing out all of the undesirable human
beings employed by this company. And once
all of the undesirables are done, Dean Willard,
then you'll have a wholesome company-- one
you can be proud of. You can thank me later.
Ian comes to a stop. He crosses his arms and gives his serious face.
to flush out all the excrement -- and I am
just that enema. I am Ian Wright, and around
here we do things the Wright Way....and if you
can't live with that-- then get out of my town.
